The Minotaur and I are, at this very moment, engaged in ferocious but silent combat. Who will be the one to put the pizza away and unload the dishwasher?
I can tell you who will win. What good is a bull's torso against snakes that can turn you to stone? I mean really.
So? Did you win?
ReplyDeleteDuh. Of course.
ReplyDeleteHow did you win? I would have come out the next morning with the pizza rotting on the table.
ReplyDeleteI think my personal fear inducing ability needs some work on combating his lazy abilities.