Here I am, Miss America

Not exactly, but I am a heck of a lot thinner. This isn't exactly a fantastic picture. But, in looking at it, I'm startled by how much smaller I look than in recent months.



Just in time to try to get all big and fat and pregnant again. Is it wrong to be getting excited about going back to full fat foods again?

She speaks from across the ages

I know y'all all thought I had died, or at the very least joined a cult and changed my name. It's all a pack of lies. I have been thwarted from blogging by my current workload at the office plus a variety of home improvement projects. I have news.

I am 17 pounds lighter.
I am off the Pill.
The eel has disappeared from the fishtank, and we don't know where he is.

More as it happens......